I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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