My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We need a shit load of segways right now
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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