mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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