Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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