why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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