OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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