What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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