Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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