Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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