i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
