Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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