My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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