lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
