but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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