i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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