I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just tell him i said nine months
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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i came on her dog
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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