Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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