I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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