no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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