This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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