That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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