I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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