I want to make a zoo with you.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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