You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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