We should be called the Road Head Warriors
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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