so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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