turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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