Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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