You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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