Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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