I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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