i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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