Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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