quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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