How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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