we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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