dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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