you guys were way drunker than both of me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
did i walk over a car last night?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
