ya dads aren't the best wingmen
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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