There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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