I wish my penis had an off switch
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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