So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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