Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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