erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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