32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
