we're blogging at a bar
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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