On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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