You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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