she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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