shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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