I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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