Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
