I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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