im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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