As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Randomize